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A novel by Stephen Howes

According to
Ronald…

An undeniable imbecile who just happens to be vital to the future of the world...

Meet Ronald

Paperback · 28 October 2026

According to Ronald… by Stephen Howes, paperback book

An irreverent, darkly humorous tale

Six months to live or die trying.

Ronald Knewer has rather a lot on his mind: his health, his unrequited love for Alice, and a world that may depend on him. A darkly humorous psychological thriller, with a little of the supernatural.

Insidious, sad, and semi-supernatural.

Meet Ronald
An illustration of a cheese sandwich with a little pickle

A cheese sandwich

(with just a little bit of pickle). !?

The world according to Ronald

It is 1999…

It is 1999, and the world is all set for the Millennium Bug... But will it turn out to be an apocalypse or a damp squib? The answer may well be in the hands of one man. In the end, it could all be ‘According to Ronald...

‘How best to describe Ronald Knewer? A deluded fantasist, a liar and storyteller, a purveyor of red herrings, a fibber, deceiver and wily prevaricator. A teller of porkies, a fabulist, an exaggerator, a charlatan and a libertine...’ *

* Well, he is all of these, except that last one, (Ronald made that one up). But if it helps, he is also a hypochondriac, and, if he carries on, he is probably very close to being sectioned.

The problem is – where do we start to discover the truth amongst all his chaos? That is, if there is any truth to be found? Or is he just a hopeless, disruptive case who just happens to be vital to the way of the world?

Whatever, he’d better get his skates on – the Consultant just told him that he probably has only a few months left to live... and he should ‘dream his dreams’. Whatever that entails...

Stephen Howes photographed outdoors

Stephen Howes

The man behind Ronald

Stephen Howes

Cartooning, a punk band, engineering in Paris. Stephen’s working life has taken a few turns. Now retired, he has time to pursue his creative side.

About Stephen
The cover of According to Ronald… by Stephen Howes

According to Ronald…

The world is in his hands. Unfortunately.

Six months to live or die trying.